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>Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
> (Applause! Applause!)
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> Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
> Applause! Applause!)
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> Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
> Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
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> Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
> Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
> (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
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> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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> Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
> male organ in your country?
> Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
> (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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> Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before
the show is over.
> Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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