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环球小姐的最后一题

>Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
>  Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
>  (Applause! Applause!)
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
>  Applause! Applause!)
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
>  Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
> Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
> Question: How can you say so?
>  Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
> (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
> >
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>
> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

> > -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
> male organ in your country?
> Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
> (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
> Question: How can you say so?
> Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before
the show is over.
>  Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

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Amen!

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这里要打扫卫生喽

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这是个健康话题。
BUSY LIVING OR BUSY DYING.

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is it real??????????????i can't believe that it was put forward in such a conversation.han ~~
随风荡漾..........

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我不understand什么you were talking about.
BUSY LIVING OR BUSY DYING.

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Clever women!
很多时候,有一些人,一些事,我们会将他们忘记,而就在不经意间,我们又将他们记起。其实我们并不是淡忘了他们,只是他们在我们心中太深太深......压在箱底的衣服尚且有被翻出的一天,何况是我们内心深处的记忆呢?

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be more open

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my god..so cool..
[IMG]http://www.ourupgrade.net/mcsebbs/non-cgi/usr/76/76_182_57.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.asia-antique.net/logo/xiu.gif[/IMG] 爱上我没理由。我又抽烟又喝酒。 脾气犟的象头牛。头发还去炬了油。 又打游戏又打球。学习成绩最下游。。。

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[em27]

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[em36][em36]
cool~~

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我看过得那个版本还有ms china呢
怎么没有了[em35][em35]

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cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My God~~~~
[img]http://61.151.244.132:3001/pics/%5Ba%5Dchihosaito/zt_025.jpg[/img]

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excellent, quite saucy!
为兄弟两肋插刀,为美女插兄弟两刀。兄弟如手足,美女如衣服,谁穿我衣服我砍 他手足;美女如衣服,兄弟如手足,谁动我手足我穿他衣服!!!

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引用:
以下是引用newgenius在2003-11-9 18:03:14的发言:
我看过得那个版本还有ms china呢
怎么没有了[em35][em35]
how did ms china answer?
can u tell us?

So good~~i like it~~clever women~~
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[em27]
我是13我怕谁!

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i can't believe it........[em27][em27][em27]
[img]http://photos.gznet.com/photos/1176972/1176972-atl8mo43ng.jpg[/img]

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coolest discussion in this championship ever!how could these women be so quick-witted and knowledgeable?because they are all experienced?they use puns in an incredibly humorous way and so quick!
小时侯 对于世界的敏感与不解是惊人的 冥想的时间也是不可思议的充裕 我们为自己的无知而困惑 继而痛苦 但这样的我们又是如此容易被自己遗忘 [img]http://webs.chu.jp/sweets/2004/21.jpg[/img] [img]http://webs.chu.jp/sweets/2004/15.jpg[/img]

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awesome !!!
When the darkness prevails, only Saint Paladin with his glory sword can redeem this world.

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